Doc

The mad doctor glances around.  A microphone standing in an otherwise empty room.  Tapping it a few times "ok so you wanted to know my life story?  I grew up in New Finland as a French Canadian immagrant from the far off land of Malberry street.  At the tender age of 9 I became grand bishop after assassinating the previous one.  Sadly life in the mafia was difficult for a young man from China so the King of Canada sent his army deep into Montreal to rout me out.  I fought these armies single handedly with my twin hatchets.  Until I was betrayed!  Spring had arrived so I thought I'd move to Vancouver, open a clinic, usual stuff for a rich kid from New York."