Post by doc on Nov 1, 2014 20:47:37 GMT
It was a new night at the office, though it was an off day Doc still kept Alice around for the ambiance. Far as he was concerned it didn't matter how successful the others were as long as he was the one with a secretary. Though she did often see the various things he was bringing inside. For a change she decided to ask. Doc stopped as he was wheeling in the equipment. "Hmm lets got an electrolizer, a couple of distilleries, homemade tesla coil, water, some beakers, a bottle of bleach and a boiled egg."
"What is it for?"
"Well I figure some people might guess what I'm doing BUT if I also had a boiled egg they'd be so fixated on what the egg is for they'd forget all about my chemistry set. Incidentally this is my chemistry set. Its for chemistry. Cause I'm a scientist." An awkward silence later and Doc was in the back with his ghouls. Instructing them on how to set up the equipment before double checking it all. They were ghoulified for their brawl not their brains. Doc enjoying a nice cackle while the device was running. Boiling off the water, separating and mixing. Breaking down the bleach into core components. A green gas began to form which was then vented into another chamber. A fluid began to form and condense. Emptying into a well placed glass and mixing with the distilled water inside. Lifting it up he peered inside at the transparent liquid. Giving it a sniff while calling over one of the ghouls. "Hey, cover your eyes for a second"
Of course the ghoul did as instructed. "Great, thanks" can casually splashes the liquid onto the man's face. Instantly he dropped to the floor and screamed in pain. His face burning off as the chemical dissolves his skin. Just screaming out, why why why, over and over. The doctor however was calm. "Hey do you expect me to just perform reconstructive surgery with no experience? I need to practice. Also shame on you for not putting the patient first. This will reflect poorly on your end of the year review."
"What is it for?"
"Well I figure some people might guess what I'm doing BUT if I also had a boiled egg they'd be so fixated on what the egg is for they'd forget all about my chemistry set. Incidentally this is my chemistry set. Its for chemistry. Cause I'm a scientist." An awkward silence later and Doc was in the back with his ghouls. Instructing them on how to set up the equipment before double checking it all. They were ghoulified for their brawl not their brains. Doc enjoying a nice cackle while the device was running. Boiling off the water, separating and mixing. Breaking down the bleach into core components. A green gas began to form which was then vented into another chamber. A fluid began to form and condense. Emptying into a well placed glass and mixing with the distilled water inside. Lifting it up he peered inside at the transparent liquid. Giving it a sniff while calling over one of the ghouls. "Hey, cover your eyes for a second"
Of course the ghoul did as instructed. "Great, thanks" can casually splashes the liquid onto the man's face. Instantly he dropped to the floor and screamed in pain. His face burning off as the chemical dissolves his skin. Just screaming out, why why why, over and over. The doctor however was calm. "Hey do you expect me to just perform reconstructive surgery with no experience? I need to practice. Also shame on you for not putting the patient first. This will reflect poorly on your end of the year review."